Car Crashes Into A Toll Booth, Sending The Driver FLYING (He's OK, Somehow)

HuffPo- A Florida man managed to survive a horrific crash at a toll plaza in which he was flung from the vehicle in a scene that was caught on surveillance video. 

Fox 13 in Miami said the driver, 23-year-old Steven Dos Santos, was fatigued at the time of the accident. Inside Edition said he was cited for careless driving and that police do not believe drugs or alcohol played a role. 

Man, that guy went flying! Did you see that? Holy cow! His body looked like a pile of spaghetti being flung across a restaurant. I’ll bet he’s embarrassed as all hell. I don’t even understand how that happened. It looked like he emerged from a portal, or the car gave birth to him or something. And then you’ve got wheels flying everywhere. Total yardsale! If you follow the guy’s body, you’ll see that his head slams against the toll booth, ultimately stopping him from skidding through the toll without paying (thank God). Hey buddy, it’s call EZ-Pass, ever heard of it?! lol.

I’ll tell you what, kids–if you’re not wearing your seatbelt, you’re a cowboy. I fasten my seatbelt in Ubers, cabs, ferris wheels, etc. It’s like wearing one of those weighted blankets that murderous children need to feel like they’re being hugged. It keeps me calm. Something tells me this guy wasn’t wearing his. Just a guess, am I right?! Sure seemed like he wasn’t wearing a seatbelt because he flew through the windshield like a slippery seal haha did you guys see that shit? Incredible. Click it or ticket, pal! lol.

Apparently, the driver was sleepy. Hey man, grab a red bull! You won’t see me nodding off at the wheel, no way josé. Open the window, blast some music, and pinch the skin of your penis through your pocket with a pair of wire cutters. If you’re a woman, apply the same pressure to your nipples. Just don’t let any truck drivers see you; they’ll think it’s an invitation!

I suppose we’re all glad he’s alive? Haha this blog would be totally insensitive had he died. Instead, he survived, so it’s one of the best crashes we’ve seen. Internet 101.