NJ Man Makes Electric Case For "Don't Drink & Drive"

The full FB post:

First of all, shout out to Nicholas Tejas Jansen for being just an absolute wild man.

Back to the DUI incident, driving perfectly up the center of the stabilizing wire of an electric pole is something I don’t think I could pull off stone-cold sober if I tried. It cracked me up looking at the photo and seeing that the car lights were all still on even though the driver dipped out. Seems like they couldn’t back up if they tried because they managed to get all 4 wheels in the air somehow. As Donnie would say – “mixinanUBAH“.

Police didn’t list the driver’s name & I’m not sure if anyone else was in the vehicle. Thankfully no injuries were reported (especially any innocent drivers & pedestrians in the area) and the car is pretty much fine. A truly skillful move by a drunk South Jersey gent who hopefully learns something from all this.

In closing, I still say South Jersey Man has nothing on Florida Man.