34 Year Old Man Arrested For Giving Random 4 Year Old A Wet Willy In Headline Of The Month

SHELTON, Conn. — A Connecticut man is facing charges of reckless endangerment after he allegedly gave a “wet willy” to a 4-year-old boy. The incident happened in the waiting room of a business where the boy sat playing with his mother, WFSB reported.

That’s when police said 34-year-old Michael Migani stuck his finger in his mouth and then stuck it in the toddler’s ear. The mother and the business’s staff confronted Migani, but he ran and fled in a vehicle, WFSB reported. He was later stopped by Shelton police and charged with second-degree breach of peace and second-degree reckless endangerment.

We toss the word Savage around these parts in a pretty liberal manner but I don’t know if it has ever applied more than it has in this particular case. Giving a 4 year old kid a Wet Willy in a waiting room while his mom isn’t anywhere to be found? Absolutely Savage. Yes the 4 year old is a little bitch for snitching, we can all agree on that, but that is neither here nor there at this point. If you wet willy a little kid for no reason and then run from the Cops, you should probably be thrown in jail. Not for the Wet Willy mind you, but for any number of crimes that you are clearly capable of. Who the fuck even wet willies anymore? 1998 called, they want their bully move back.

Oh and for the record you can not, under any circumstances, cry after getting caught giving a Wet Willy. That’s bully 101, this guy was never cut out for the Bad Boy Life.