Justice Scalia Being With His Secret Society Of Hunters When He Died Is So Awesome

(Source) — Justice Antonin Scalia spent his final hours at a Texas ranch in the company of a secretive society of hunters that has existed for more than 300 years. Several members of the 35-strong hunting party at the Cibolo Creek Ranch where Scalia was found dead are known to be current or former members of The International Order of Saint Hubertus. John Poindexter, the owner of the ranch, is known to hold a leadership position in the Order, as does C. Allen Foster, a prominent Washington lawyer and Scalia’s traveling companion for the trip. Foster traveled on a private plane to the ranch with Scalia after he opted to leave his U.S. marshal detail behind, while Poindexter was the man who found the Supreme Court Justice dead in bed on the morning of February 13. Ranks in the Order include Grand Prior, the most senior position, Grand Master, and Knight Grand Officer – though it is not clear which of these roles the men occupy. Asked about the Order, Poindexter responded: ‘There is nothing I can add to your observation that among my many guests at Cibolo Creek Ranch over the years some members of the International Order of St. Hubertus have been numbered.

Secret hunting society? FUCK YES. This is exactly the shit I love to hear about politicians and higher ups in government, I hope they all do this. I know on the campaign they try and look every man, and all that, but they’re not. Behind closed doors I hope they’re all Skull and Bones lunatics. I hope every time they make fuck it’s at an Eyes Wide Shut party. I hope church services for government officials are Opus Dei cellar meetings. When they go hunting they all better make like Scalia and do it with secret orders that date back to the 1600s. Every hunting party should have that air of “you think they were hunting humans” because they’re so elite. Like as soon as I heard this I thought “Oh shit, secret hunting society? Scalia was getting his Cossack on out there. Maybe that’s how he died? The prey fought back and smothered him to death.” That’s exactly how everything a justice does should be, so mysterious and unknown that it boggles my mind.

RIP Scalia, you were perfect in every way except all those ways you were very imperfect. But the hunting part was perfect, at least.