The My2k Nostalgia Tour With 98 Degrees And O-Town Is Going To Be The Greatest Tour Ever

(People) — Nineties kids, rejoice. 98 Degrees will hit the road for a nostalgia-fueled tour, PEOPLE can exclusively announced. The boy band will be joined by fellow late-’90s sensations girl group Dream and boy band O-Town, as well as early-aughts breakout Ryan Cabrera on the My2k Tour, kicking off July 8 in Kansas and wrapping Aug. 28 in California. The 35-city tour is the headlining crew’s first in three years, as the “I Do (Cherish You)” singers – brothers Drew and Nick Lachey, Justin Jeffre and Jeff Timmons – haven’t hit the road since they joined New Kids on the Block’s sold-out The Package run in 2013, the same year they released their 2.0 album.

Where’s my non-existent secretary? CLEAR MY SCHEDULE!

I’m going to follow this tour on the road like I’m a fucking Dead Head only instead of hallucinogenics I’m going to eat Dunkaroos, instead of tie dye I’m going to wear snap bracelets, and instead of hackey sack I’m going to play with my Tamagotchi. I simply must be there to witness this show. Get out there and slow dance with some chicks, while leaving some room for the holy spirit. Maybe get bleach highlights only in the front of my head so when I gel my hair down with wood glue then flip it up everyone knows I’m cool? I don’t know, I don’t know how into it I’m going to get. I just know that I need to be in the building for this so I can get my nostalgia on. Probably even going to replicate my first handjob to Liquid Dreams just like in middle school (note: that’s not true, but I’m not going to give up on that lie now. Take it to the graves. Anyone who went to middle school with me I still SWEAR that happened).

I don’t even care that this is going to be a bunch of chubby dads on stage in Paco Jeans, gotta be in the building. As soon as you hear this music you’re immediately transported back to your youth and I need to chase that thrill.