Does This Look Like The Face Of A Guy Who Yelled "Fuck Trump!", Tried To Choke Himself Then Pissed On A State Trooper?

Daily Mail- A 20-year-old man was arrested at Walt Disney World Resort on New Year’s Day after allegedly urinating on a Florida Highway Patrol trooper’s leg and yelling ‘f*** Trump’ at law enforcement officials. Joseph Murphy was arrested near Disney Springs in Orlando early Sunday morning and was charged with battery on an officer, indecent exposure of sexual organs and resisting an officer without violence. The incident kicked off when two Florida Highway Patrol troopers arrested Murphy for disorderly intoxication, saying he reeked of alcohol. The pair put Murphy in hand restraints on a sidewalk before taking him to a trooper’s patrol cruiser, according to an Orange County affidavit obtained by WKMG. The officers said that Murphy then began banging his head against a partition and tried to choke himself.

HAPPY NEW YEAR! The youth seems to be handling Trump’s election pretty well. Notice how old that kid is though. He’s 20. That’s a very important factor when deciding how to feel about what happened here. Because that’s exactly how you should spend New Years in your early 20s. Getting as fucked up as humanly possible and doing incredibly dumb shit. Maybe you piss the bed. Maybe you make out with a fat chick at midnight. Maybe you try to choke yourself and piss on a state trooper. Those are all on the same level of debauchery when you’re 20 cause nothing matters when you’re 20. Literally nothing. Live it up while you still can. Because let me tell ya, New Years stops being fun really really quickly. It happens before you know it. One year you’ll be urinating on an authority figure and then the next year BAM you’ll be struggling to make it to 10:30pm while hugging a pile of pillows while wrist deep in a bag of Doritos. Life comes at you extremely fast. So get out there and pee on something. That’s an order.